Fluent Sarcasm Men's Heavyweight Tee

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What? I'm Fluent in Sarcasm but I Don't Speak Stupid – If your wit is as sharp as a double-edged sword and your patience for nonsense is as thin as your favorite pizza crust, this t-shirt is your new best friend. Made from heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton, it’s perfect for those days when you need to make a statement without saying a word. It’s super soft, breathable, and features a relaxed fit that will keep you comfortable while you politely ignore the absurdities of the world. Wear it proudly and let everyone know that sarcasm is your second language – but stupidity? No thanks.


• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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